Part 762: Kjelle A

We begin today. Are you ready?

Just tell me what to do and its done!

First, run over to there and back.

Er, over... where? Ain't nothin' but open field from here to the horizon.

Yes, I know. I want you to run until you reach the horizon.

Er, wait. Don't the horizon move around depending on where ya stand?

Look, just run until you can't see me anymore, all right? And if I can see you when you turn around, you have to start over!

Clear day like today, I can see halfway to forever! You expect me to run that?!

We can't start the fun stuff until you've built up some endurance. All right, off you go. Five laps.

...This dame's crazy! It'll be dark before I'm done!

I heard that! ...And no one's forcing you. If you don't like it, quit.

Fine! I'm goin', I'm goin,!

*Time passes*

*Pant* *huff* I... I lost my lunch about a dozen times, but I did it!

Good. Next we'll have you do squats while carrying one of those sandbags.

*Huff* *pant* Ya mean this thing? It weighs more than I do! And don't I get a break first?

Winded already? This is still just the warm-up.

Ya gotta be kiddin'! I'm dying here!

Then quit.

Rrrgh, no. I'm fine! Great! I could do this all day, dammit!

Better. For today, just do a thousand reps. We'll raise that by a hundred a day.

I... I don't even know what to cry about anymore... It's all just... I don't even...

*Time passes*

Oooooone... thousand! I... did it... I'm... finally done... Now... I can... die in peace...

How many deaths does that make today? Honestly, where do you find the time? Next is push-ups. One thousand....While holding the sandbag.

What does that even mean?!